The incredible popularity of our swimwear has created a thriving black market, with customers reporting their swimwear being stolen from under the noses, which is not ideal when it is the only thing that they are wearing at the time. To counter this alarming trend, we have devised the only plausible solution to the problem. We have trained highly venomous jellyfish that live against your skin to attack anyone that doesn’t match your genetic make-up. All you have to do is lick your device when placing your order so that we can receive your DNA profile and train the jellyfish that we’ll send out in your swimwear.
This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.
Let’s get the clothes off and jam together. I’ll give you hip-to-knee coverage with contoured panelling, flatlock stitching and front pouch lining.
I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and above your knee. I’m branded with a rubber print Funky Trunks logo and made for durability, warmth and comfort whenever we jam together. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
